Cock Block

To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.

Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.

by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021

aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.

Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."

by gingerprawn May 3, 2018

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

blocked

when a girl responds “blocked” to you when messing around means she want you, she desires you.

“blocked…” “actually blocked”

by MrB!tches April 12, 2022

Suspect Block

A term coined by YouTuber Donut Operator. This term is used to refer to a felony suspects head and the term is often used when the suspect has been fatally shot in the dome.

The murder suspect got one shot to the suspect block, he didn’t survive.

by Dr. Sensible October 2, 2022

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

Ro-block

A block in ones mind where every other game except Roblox, is deemed boring, unplayable or unenjoyable.

"Don't lemme catch you in a Ro-block"

by Koirano May 8, 2025