Americans

Uneducated people which don't know geography.

dave is from the UK
jack is from th USA

dave: point at poland.
jack: *points at florida*
dave: you dumb f*ck, that's the US.
jack: why do you know this?
dave: Try again but point at iraq.
jack:*points at florida again*
dave: You f*ckwit, that's the US.
jack: wtf dude.
dave: and this is how americans are uneducated.
TV man: cut.

I only know Americans geography.

by MRVRPOTATO May 11, 2022

Little AMERICAN DOUBJraG DOUBJrULE MUAHLONNBE X

A board game that is played like checkers comes with 10 muahlonnbes and 8 GanBJrastas and 1 MEXIT and 1 TOEHUN 20 board game pieces that comes with this game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created little AMERICAN DouBJraG DOUBJruLe MUAHLONNBE x.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 25, 2022

American football

A game that has nothing to do with football.

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

American Cheese

Also known as plastic cheese or asshole cheese
Brand Name: Kraft Singles
It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.

Friend 1: Yo bro! I made you a grilled cheese
Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this?
Friend 1: American Cheese
Friend 2: Suck my dick

by Marker000 August 2, 2024

Delton American

Certain American demographic, likely listens to Rio. Likely owns a stolen hellcat

That Delton American hit my car and drove away

by Fellow ukie 9 year old April 21, 2024

Un-american

Things that go against how Americans live, especially historically.

ie professionalism is being fake and America hates liars. Paperwork is anti-fighting and Americans love fighting and watching it. Cussing is freedom of speech and there's lots of sailors in america. Feelings tend to be absent of reason and logic and in america we believe in evidence not defense.

So some un-American immigrant was offended today that i called him a little communist propaganda machine. Response: Good to to hear you're taking the offensive, all these "poor me's" on the defense are un-American.

by Juncture May 18, 2024

American slaughterhouse

The location of massively disproportionate numbers of COVID-19 infections.

By late April, it still had not occurred to anyone in government to question whether the American slaughterhouse shutdowns, due to huge numbers of worker infections, might be a signal that coronavirus was animal-borne.

by Monkey's Dad April 29, 2020