egg dropper

Someone who fucks so good and hard he causes the girls to drop her eggs

Mike is such an egg dropper that when he fucked a girl hard the other day her eggs dropped early

by Magic mike number 9 June 11, 2018

Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018

faberge egg

An invaluable antique that invokes an orgasmic-like state comparable to one’s first time watching Fight Club. Decorated with stale Sour Patch kids and adorned with tin foil from a three day old chipotle burrito, this elliptical treasure is the perfect replacement for a butt plug. You’ll find faberge eggs under barbed wire fences, national museums, a local Walmart, and your moms house.

“A healthy relationship and quality mental health? Why would I want that when I could have four faberge eggs up my ass?!”

by quit pro ayo March 22, 2023

lint roll your deviled eggs

When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.

Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?

by Pyyr August 28, 2022

Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.

I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.

by boggler January 24, 2019

egg energy

The power and might to devour thousands of eggs in one sitting

Danny DeVito has egg energy!

by DanielTheDannyDeVitoLover October 15, 2019

powder egg bombs

Easter eggs filled with baby powder to throw at people on holidays

powder egg bombs make great pranks

by porfkl June 21, 2011