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potato shit

when birb and potato knish become one and you make potato knishes but then shit in them it’s pretty pog ikr
ayo potato shit wyd mamas
by levi da March 12, 2021
mugGet the potato shitmug.

fucked potato

i just finished fucking precious the silly fucked potato
by soggy biskit May 30, 2018
mugGet the fucked potatomug.

admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."
by Beermat December 31, 2020
mugGet the admiral's potatomug.

Potato

your soul-too much potatoes can kill you. It is truly some dangerous shit, and its pitiful brown color might actually end the fucking world.
oh, sally was killed by a potato yesterday
yes, she fucking deserved it that hoe
by Suomynona Nella December 17, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato Hour

What type of porn do you watch during potato hour?
by TrankMeme82x (Chase) June 7, 2018
mugGet the Potato Hourmug.

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/

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noun
1.
a starchy plant tuber which is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable.
"roasted potatoes"
2.
the plant of the nightshade family that produces the potato tubers on underground runners.
by Peace potato April 11, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

National Potato Day

We celebrated National Potato Day by buying PotatoMerch.
by PotatoMerchMan August 6, 2022
mugGet the National Potato Daymug.

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