Tom

What an twatbaghole! Loves himself more than anyone ever could, and no one could because he’s vile, boring, shit stirring, violent, manipulative thug!

“Oh hi Tom” “um who are you to talk to me I’m god (apparently)”

by Rmorgen February 5, 2024

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sticky tom

A person that is fapping ALL THE TIME, and will go afk while playing video games (rather suspiciously) for at least 20 minutes.

Omfg, xXBubbleGumXx is afk again. He's such a sticky tom.

by shiegolas April 30, 2015

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"tom nook hamburger" Is a discord group chat (I know very loser) consisting of the following 5 members: Sherlyne, Griffin, Ava, and last but certainly not least the coolest one of all, Lio. This group chat mainly focuses on topics regarding music specifically K-Pop. The 3 out of the 5 like K-pop: Ava, Ani, and Lio. Although the other two may not have similar interests, they all still try to make sure nobody is left out. I must say they are an excellent group chat. The group first started when Lio and Griffin met on a Roblox experience called "Survive Lovely Peaches in Area 51." Then a few days later the duo turned into a trio after they met Ava. They all got along pretty well. After 2 years of the existence of the group chat Lio was friends with Ani and all 3 of them agreed to add her. They have been thriving since and continue to be absolute losers on the internet.

"TOM NOOK HAMBURGER IS SO COOL AND BUSSIN AND SKIBIDI"

by Poopy2357 August 17, 2024

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Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.

After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022

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