WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY

If your mom is nagging on to you about doing chores or some sort, say "ITS WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO DO!" And if they bring out the belt then run for your fucking life man.

Mom: Come here brat!
Kid: uh, I don't think so, its world naggy mom day which means I don't have to listen to you, bitch!

Mom: Okay, I guess you are right, since its world naggy mom day, I should stop being naggy...

by Quirky-by-my-life November 16, 2019

World

The world is actually just a stadium really, and the moon is the bleachers. Why do you think we have birthdays? To see how long we’ve survived humanity, society, and the world. So really, we’re all just playing one big game of survival.

Girl: Hey! Happy Birthday!
Boy: Thanks, I’ve survived this world for 16 years.

by Lesbianrenjun November 16, 2019

first world flex

Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.

“Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”

by face of mars November 18, 2019

gayest bitch in the world

The gayest bitch in the world is a group called thot pockets which my dear friend gracefully created you steal our group name we sue cause it only goes towards us gay folks in our prime

Oh look that gayest bitch in the world is here

by Thot pocket member April 10, 2019

Mega-amber world.

A place where Amber's go when they have Megan as a side kick. It's a place only they understand and laugh about. Only Megan and Amber would get it. Don't even try to understand the deep connection these two friends have. Unbreakable.

"Hey meg, lol remember that time we...."
"Omg yes I do lol it was the best"
" Yup and omg amber we just did it again.."
"Whats that?"
"We totally forgot about everything and everyone else again lol"
"I guess we did. I guess we are in Mega-Amber world...owell"
"Lol"

by Pixieluvdust May 17, 2019

World

World

The World is a beautiful place, created by God, in which we live and love.

God created the world.

God loved the world!

You should too!

by Golden💖 May 18, 2019

Pump heard round the world

A blue pump shotgun fired by Julian Sergi on the eve of February 26th to score an additional 2 points in the revolutionary LEAGUE ; ultimately leading to 19 - 18 victory for the OPRF Moist Buildups.

That was a clutch dub bro but it was no pump heard round the world.

by ChefBwe February 27, 2019