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bird geek

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A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".

Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.
A number of woman have reported being attacked by an unknown species of bird. These vicious birds have been waiting to attack women entering and exiting Health House in Darwin in the Northern Territory of Australia The bird geek kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".
by DCF giggler August 15, 2011
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Bird feeding

The act of penetrating a woman anally. Ejaculating in her anus. Sucking the cum out of her anus. Then gracefully embracing her and spitting it in her mouth.
I gave her the bird feed last night. I sucked my boys out of her ass and fed it back to her. Bird feeding
by Pkerr002 May 14, 2022
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dry bird

Someone who has cotton mouth and is trying to suck dick
Last night she was a dry bird and now my dick is chafed
by dirty turkeys November 8, 2023
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Bird

government supplied drones used to keep an eye on the people. The government try to make the birds do animal-like things, like, eat, sleep, fuck, build nests, and die. But we all know the truth. They dont actually die. They just temporarily disconnect. The don't fuck, just one comes with spare batterys to keep the other one going. The batterys are inserted through the anal cavity
Did you see the lovely birds? Aren't they so beautiful?

You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks
by Crippily Crepe January 17, 2021
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the birds and the bees

how babys are made
up in vagina
and dicks
mom what are the birds and the bees
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Birds nest

Te case in wich te bird is kept
Put that bird back in its birds nest please
by TWKBird August 5, 2017
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birded

Bro I'm so birded right now.
by J._.G January 19, 2022
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