straight dike

A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.
The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!
by Maddame Degradssi October 27, 2015
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straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird
That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”
by Definitely very smart May 03, 2024
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unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
by CatWoman8696 January 09, 2024
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unfortunately straight

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
by CatWoman8696 January 09, 2024
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Cabin straight

Someone that straight but will get down with dudes at parties.
Freddy: which girl did you sleep with last night.
Jeremy: last night I was cabin straight.
by Bassho August 04, 2021
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fruity but straight.

like, ur fruity, like gay-ish, but straight.

like a fruity gay guy but straight.
duude, you’re so fruity but straight.”
by pickledberries September 16, 2022
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straight turdin

Straight turdin; when one constantly is chilling or aka, "turdin." When straight turdin' with someone else over a prolonged time period, this is called double deuce'in.
"Hey what you up to?" "Just straight turdin in my room, probably about to double deuce with my boy in a bit." "word"
by Turdin'King February 18, 2014
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