by Kristiana August 26, 2022
Get the Blockedmug. A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
Get the Self cock blockmug. Hey man when you're online you never stop talking. But in person you never say a thing!" "Sorry dude, but I have a bad case of gossip block.
by dublcheez June 14, 2010
Get the gossip blockmug. "Team comming at you? ELBOW BLOCK"
SUCCESS!
"Wife wants a devorce? ELBOW BLOCK"
EXCELLENT!
"Roundhouse hight kick? ELBOW BLOCK"
YOU'RE THE KING OF THIS DOJO
"Depression kicking in? ELBOW BLOCK"
Your days are numbered.
SUCCESS!
"Wife wants a devorce? ELBOW BLOCK"
EXCELLENT!
"Roundhouse hight kick? ELBOW BLOCK"
YOU'RE THE KING OF THIS DOJO
"Depression kicking in? ELBOW BLOCK"
Your days are numbered.
by got a little sexual October 14, 2017
Get the Elbow blockmug. A condition in which a writer or author cannot feasibly type words onto their computer and every last drop of inspiration soup has been drank and nothing is coming to mind that would make sense or not sound like bulls* and all your friends are expecting you to finish chapter 13 and wondering weather or not billy the fantastic will make his way out of the cave or be stuck there forever.
Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.
Also known as "Ihatemyself" syndrome that can also cause yourself to bang your head repeatedly into your keyboard and hoping any of the blood spilled on the letters will bring something into your head to replace said blood and allow you to continue your story.
by Potat 1 August 12, 2022
Get the Writer's Blockmug. Past tense: squad-blocked
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.
definition: when an innocent guy (or girl) asks a specific person out as their date or in hopes of them becoming their significant other. The person agrees to the date but will only go if his or her "squad" tags along as well. The innocent guy/girl thus does not get any quality time with the person because their squad is first priority.
"Yo my friend just asked out this girl, but then the squad took her to Starbucks.
Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"
Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?
Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.
Damn son, talk about squad blocked!"
Guy: Ayy, you are going with her to prom right? She's your date?
Friend: Nah, he's going to prom with the squad. She totally squad-blocked him.
by Nigchelle June 30, 2015
Get the Squad-blockmug. 