Jake Paul

Worse than 2020

Person 1: oh you know Jake Paul?
Person 2: oh the guy that is worse than Satan and 2020?
Person 1: yeah that's the one

by This username was taken July 13, 2020

paul romatschke

The sexiest man alive with the cutest accent. I would do anything for Paul’s attention. The biggest piece of eye candy on this side of the Mississippi.

Bro did you fail that test? Yeah I couldn’t focus with Paul Romatschke in the room.

by PaulsNo1Fan December 19, 2022

Paul Cunliffe

also known as Paul Cunt-Lips. best known for the act of fleacio on upper management with little success and complete lack of regard for the smell of cum on his breath or floppy back fat.

Paul Cunliffe the a rat

by GrenningsPT February 14, 2025

Paul Bunyon

The act of shoving an axle handle up your sphincter while masturbating in an alien costume.

Chris and Brett are home taking turns doing Paul Bunyon"s on each other while Jeff is filming.

by wtf325! July 19, 2017

Paul

The best person you'll meet in your entire life. He's a sweetheart, and hilarious. He's Tall, He's Charming and romantic. He's the only person a girl would need. His smile will blow you away and his voice will give you butterflies like you've never had in your entire life. He's So sweet your life without him after you've had him will make you want to kill yourself because he's the best thing that could ever happen to you. and the best thing he’s a person you can count on to hangout at the park or anywhere you would want to go. He’ll do anything for you to have a fun day with him or a way to make you happy, Like playing volleyball or hitting each other with the ball for fun or going to the store buying snacks or drinks.

Paul : hey, want to hangout later
You: yess, just tell me when.
Paul: alright bet, hmmm how about at 3:40 pm

You: okay see you there, I’ll text you back when I get there

Paul: okay see you there

by - your loving friend November 23, 2021

Jake Paul it

When you face fuck a woman and only last 30 or less seconds then proceed to never talk to her again.

Bro, Tommy totally Jake Paul it with Liza last night.

by Bro x3 April 13, 2021

Paul Skenes

When a girl defecates in her hand and throws it at you 100mph.

Evan told us last night he got Paul Skenes’d. He said you should have seen the run on that tang.

by Jewishhate242 October 22, 2025