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Dad

Child: Dad... Dad...

Child: Where's dad
Mom: Pfft. That nigga long gone.
by none of yb November 14, 2018
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DEADBeat Dad

Flags YOU ARE DATING FUTURE DEADBEAT DAD, if not a current one. Ladies, take notes. ….

He always has an excuse or plays the victim. He allows you to strip to help support the family, and flirts with all your coworkers. When you get a legit job, find an apartment, and get insurance for the children, he refuses to pay, moves in with his mom, and gets a job paid under the table , avoiding to pay government taxes. Allows his mom to pay half the tuition of his children for private school, while you pay the rest. He Spends his money on drinks at the bar every night. But never buys a drink for anyone but himself. He runs around talking gossip about others that is not true, as well he lies and tells people he loves them in the same breath. He speaks badly about his childrens mom and his own mom. He never apologizes. Rarely follows through on promises. Incredibly cheap except when it comes to him.
He is such a DEADBeat DAD for telling everyone at the bar how he is so great for being a sperm doner.
by YzAss February 21, 2023
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Angel’s Dad

Some Vato from 18 Street who went to go get the finest bread from Mexico 7 years ago. Angel’s still waiting on that bread and for him to sign his birth certificate.
Angel’s Dad is gonna come back soon
Sike it’s been years
by Jake2798 June 17, 2018
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dad

something that you never had, a dad.
person 1, Yo.. where's dad
person 2, what's a dad
person 1, oh a dad is that guy that went out to get us milk and never came back.
person 2,oh.........a dad.....
by ange69 April 16, 2022
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a dad

HAHA! you don't have A DAD!
by shell shokers.com February 7, 2022
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Dad Rope

Damn son, did you see those huge dad ropes he shot on her back??
by Omniimpotent May 24, 2022
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dad's milk

It a rare thing that you will never get to see.
ha. Where's your dad's milk huh?
by dontgetserious February 23, 2023
mugGet the dad's milkmug.

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