Blow Goggles

The law that states every woman is infinitely more attractive with your penis in her mouth.

"Damn that bitch is ugly." "Not with my dick in her mouth. Gotta love the blow goggles."

by Godlike Power March 07, 2012

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Blow White

When Disney is your drug of choice to escape reality, you are known as a Blow White.

"I made time for Disney and friends because I almost slit my wrists last week, and when I get home I have to hustle so I can financially make it in this world."

"She's such a fucking Blow White!"

by TheEducationalBullet November 17, 2019

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Mississippi blow gun

Placing pez in your pee hole before you nut inside an orifice

Bend over, looks like you need a Mississippi blow gun!

by Dingis232 May 03, 2023

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Blowing My Hole

That moment when nature calls, and in a split second you find yourself holding onto the bowl, praying that this "muddy mess" will be over soon. (AKA a massive, normally watery, dookie)

Big bad Blake: can little jimmy come out to play?

Jimmy's mom: jimmy big bad Blake is here to play.

Jimmy: mom I ate too many hot wings and I'm blowing my hole all on the porcelain throne.

by House Nīgga January 20, 2014

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blow-bye

Da "inefficient" and "resource-wasting" female-on-male equivalent of da classic "wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am" male-on-female "casual quickie"; it involves da gal's merely getting da guy off with her mouth and then unceremoniously leaving, rather than staying around "after da fun is over" to share conversation and see if maybe a long-term romance might be possible.

I suppose dat "non-romantic" fellatio might indeed have its place on certain occasions (like if a cash-strapped gal needs to "purchase" a guy's one-time emergency-assistance), but dat's definitely not for me... I always make sure to get to know a chick at least a little bit and see if we :"click" before I ask her for oral sex, so dat hopefully there will be more "action" between us than just a blow-bye.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

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