ball punching

a dick move

Me and bob went ball punching, turns out thats a bad idea

by sweet sally may January 8, 2012

Urinal Punch

The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.

Man, I so Urinal Punched Woollard so he pissed over his shoes!

by M-Train#51 February 22, 2011

Emmy Punch

A type of punch in which the puncher uses the side of the fist to attack the victim.

Damn, that pimp just used the emmy punch on his hoe.

by Wordwizird August 5, 2011

Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

bear punching

punching a large gay man in the ass at your friend's bachelor party

I lost a paw bear punching at Dave's bachelor party.

by alchosulz June 20, 2011

Queer Punch

Queer Punch (n):

Like a straight punch, but with a nasty twist at the end.

‎(alt): Also a fruit cocktail (ie. a punch) with an unexpected or unannounced addition, potentially of the mind altering variety.

A strike to a pressure point that leads to the opponent humiliating themselves could be considered a queer punch, as could a knock-out blow from an unexpectedly capable opponent.

by Psyfer June 23, 2011

Coin Punch

When a game is won only because one team had more coiners.

We're all in nub armor, they bought the best gear, the damn coiners. We've been coin punched.

by Torsk July 1, 2011