potato head

someone who is very stupid and has no common sense

my friend was a potato head when he washed his hands with sulfuric acid

by TheUrbanGod1 March 4, 2020

potato team

A group of starchy bastards that will never get anywhere. They put the beloved food to shame, but they don't care. Also they are shit at overwatch.

what the fuck is"potato team" fucking retards wtf thinking they??

by potato overlordking November 29, 2016

Potato

The best thing you can be

IMA POTATO

by Potato~Chan July 10, 2019

Potato

The most holy fruit

Bob: hey my friend look it’s a potato
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*

by Potato Worshiper August 3, 2020

Potato

An extremely offensive term used as hate speech against people of color

James: can you pass me the orange juice?

Rebecca: no because you're a potato.

Carlos: Dame el jugo, por favor.

Stephanie: yikes not you speaking potato

by Zabej February 27, 2023

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

blob potato

it is some one that is lazy maybe kinda fat and loves food

man bob was in bed all day he is such a blob potato

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022