St. Louis Piss

When you take a shit in the urinal, while puking on the floor.

So I walked into the can, and Johnny was bent over like a moose, cock tucked the urinal, taking a St. Louis Piss!

by Backdoor Sandpaper March 27, 2019

piss bucket drunk

Keeping a piss bucket by the side of the bed because you're so drunk you can't even get up to take a piss.

Frankie is piss bucket drunk. He's been on such a bender that he just stays in bed all day and pisses into a bucket when he has to take a leak.

by Ottomanic November 13, 2020

five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

piss your khakis

A term referring to when someone (usually a white person) is getting heated over a simple problem that isn't as big of a deal as they're making it out to be. Can be used regardless of if the person is wearing khakis or not.

"Ay, bro, don't piss your khakis, I'll pick up some rash cream later."

by billybattleaxe August 29, 2018

living room pissed

When a dishevelled ginger man enters the living room of a house and doesn't leave until he is 100% out of his mind from drinking tinny's all day or consequently blacks out.

Guy 1: Ay' up where's Doug?
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.

by MidlandManc June 27, 2017

360 Piss and Shit

When a male is standing at a toilet taking a fat leak, then realizes that he needs to deposit a fernece in the bowl as well. The man fluidly and simultaneously spin around and tucks his dick between his legs and sits on the toilet all before unleashing a hellstorm into the city waste management system.

Bro last night was crazy I took so much LSD that I had a personal record 360 Piss and Shit

by juckerafison December 17, 2020

Pre Speech Piss

The piss you take before giving a speech. Absolutely necessary when you have to give a speech., or public speaking in general.

Liam : Hey Brian, Jake up there is struggling big time on that speech.

Brian : Yea, I see.

Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss

Brian : Tell me about it.

by god_at_speeches May 2, 2012