When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword
by Jalopy December 22, 2022

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.
by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019

by Ballerfrazz March 21, 2020

A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to
by Nutty Wes July 18, 2015

While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).
I lost my ring last night.
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Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.
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Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.
by Bland Milk June 5, 2011

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024
