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toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword
Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?
by Jalopy December 22, 2022
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Chili Punching

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.
Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.
by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019
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vulva punch

She kicked me in the bollocks so I punched her in the vulva. A vulva punch.
by Ballerfrazz March 21, 2020
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Falcon Punch

A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to
"I'm already wasted, this falcon punch is gonna do me in for the night."
by Nutty Wes July 18, 2015
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Unitas Punch

While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).
I lost my ring last night.

Word?

Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.
by Bland Milk June 5, 2011
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Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.
by Zonal K October 3, 2019
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Manchester Punch

Spitting on the fist and forcefully penetrate the rectum
I gave the girl a nice Manchester Punch the other day. She still cannot walk.
by thatsecrect420 January 29, 2024
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