Michael

He has an undeniably massive juicy absolutely slangin schlong and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around cause everyone knows that it’s true but some don’t wanna admit it

“Damn Michael has a big fat cock I’m jealous now, I’m so jealous.”

by Good soup November 21, 2021

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

michael

The man. The myth. The legend. He is an absolute god. An absolute beast of a man. I would pay €1000000 for a signed cricket bat from him.

Bob: why can’t we get any girls

Jim: we don’t get those girls loose but Michael does

by daddy56990 October 19, 2021

michael mihalovich

savage badass great taste in music

michael mihalovich is badass

by ghhfy May 4, 2018

Michael Donoghue

A young sexy fine specimen

Oh look it’s Michael Donoghue the sexy specimen

by Nathan pender lover October 11, 2021

Michael

Me, i'm Michael. Not Michael Jackson or Michael B Jordan not even Michael Jordan. Only me, I am Micharl

Aloha Michael
Wow Michael is so happy today
Michael forogt to tie his shoes teehee

by Humbleberry November 26, 2021

Michael

A male that gets sloppy seconds from his friends.

Damn, there's Michael always getting our sloppy seconds!

by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 26, 2023