You are a member of the Epiphany club if you were born in the twelve days before or after Christmas (13th Dec - 6th Jan). Membership of the Epiphany club bestows some, if not all, of the following benefits:-
• People forget your birthday completely
• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.
• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
• People forget your birthday completely
• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.
• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
by Milkysym October 25, 2015
A person who is trying to get frisky while dancing, upon rejection, immediately insults your appearance and denies their interest in you.
Ben was trying to get frisky while dancing, I told him to fuck off, then he said he didn't want to hook up with me anyways and that I was fat and ugly...he is such a club Somalian!!
by Poshforpresident October 07, 2023
Jim: who made this picture, the aesthetics are so hard it punched me right in the face
Jun Hu: Yeah bro, that shit came straight out of the muay thai fight club
Jun Hu: Yeah bro, that shit came straight out of the muay thai fight club
by bishwantwata August 05, 2017
A person in the club scene who regularly creeps on women. Has no interest in the music. Looks down on people who go to raves/free parties
-Barry said we're idiots for going to the free party tonight.
- Ah don't mind him, he's a club nonce
- Ah don't mind him, he's a club nonce
by Nunyabusiness47 January 25, 2024
by Stinner July 06, 2018
Mirai's Run Club (also known as MRC) is a regular sporting event and running activity organised by Japanese artist Mirai / Shudo Mirai. He has been running Mirai's Run Club since 2025 and is the founder.
by 5150zzz December 23, 2024
A club for sexist boys, not men, that think they are more extreme than everyone else. No girls are allowed because the boys are afraid of being pwned.
by Hmmamamamama August 24, 2008