Get the Cocoa cookiemug. When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
Get the Fortune Cookiemug. by Iloveglaishur November 26, 2023
Get the capsaicin cookiemug. Leche = Spanish word for milk.
When you see a girl with big boobs, you milk her and bring a bag of cookies along.
When you see a girl with big boobs, you milk her and bring a bag of cookies along.
by Option G Soulja November 1, 2008
Get the Leche and Cookiesmug. by $$yd October 12, 2019
Get the cookiemug. Calling your representatives to remind them that transphobia and bigotry have no place in government or this country. We will not rest until we’ve achieved equality for all, not just the privileged few.
It’s Pride Month Eve! Don’t forget to leave out the Milk and Cookies for all of your loved ones who’s livelihoods are in jeopardy
by Tom Morvolo May 30, 2025
Get the Milk and Cookiesmug. those goddamned dry sugar cookies with the nauseatingly sweet frosting you can get at Kroger or at a cheap birthday party
by SUBM4CH1N3 March 20, 2023
Get the ass dust cookiesmug.