Pie and Beer Day

An alternative to Pioneer day on July 24th, which celebrates the Mormon settlers settling in Utah. "Pie and Beer" plays on the word "Pioneer" and serves as an excuse to eat pie and drink beer.

Person A: Are you celebrating Pioneer day?
Person B: No, I'm celebrating Pie and Beer day instead.

by postmalone69 July 25, 2019

beer muscles

What drinking enough will convince you that you have.

That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.

by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

service beer

A beer you can take anywhere, church airplanes, grocery stores ect..

Security: Sir you can't drink in here. Customer: "yes, I can. This is a service beer"

by Sickgnar November 15, 2020

English Beer

A slang term for piss.

Pull over, I need to make english beer!

by anonymous March 16, 2024

upside-down beer bong

Hitting the nitrous tank.

I can't relax with the gas at the dentist's office, I've been hitting the upside-down beer bong for too long to.

by OGcandypants May 22, 2011

A frame and beers

When you get a twelve pack of cold ones with your best buddy and absolutely pound someone’s old lady

Eh dan was pretty good time A framing that slut last night eh good ole A frame and beers

by Dan and jacks a frame April 22, 2021

pants beer

A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.

Let’s do a pants beer!

Why would I want to do that?

Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.

*has 16 beers*

Let’s do it!

by ComprehensiveTough April 26, 2024