David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.

Wow that person is such a David Cook

by Asterox October 9, 2021

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

David

He is the best lover you will ever meet. He is lovable and loving, if you meet a David you not want to meet any other person. He is very protective to those he loves more so his girlfriend. And trustworthy, kind, honest. I think David is the best person on earth.

My sister's husband is David.

Wow, she is very lucky.

by Calein November 26, 2021

David

A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.

Everyone look, it is David, our nutty father.

by DumpyUndies33 November 22, 2021

David

The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room

"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"

by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023

joshua david evans

a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.

you're a total joshua david evans

by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018