Bird Box

When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly

I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out

by Hellyfish January 12, 2019

Letting the birds out

When a big assed girl (especially those named Susan) lets their fucking rangoon filled tits out for all to see. Done especially in swimming pools and at nude beaches.

Man: Oh fuck! Is she really gonna do it?!
Other man: She’s really gonna fucking do it! She’s letting the birds out!
Susan: Hey boys, want some rangoon loaded fuckers!?

by HandyDandyJandy June 5, 2022

The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.

Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020

Angry Birds Economy

Another cool Angry Birds related Discord bot, but with powerful economy only.

P1: yo, you heard about angry birds economy?
P2: nah, what's this?
P1: this is a bot with angry birds related economy
P2: cool, imma invite this bot to my server and check it out

by GravyZet February 11, 2021

MORE BIRDS

When you see a group of birds you scream MORE BIRDS

Cranley:MORE BIRDS
ME:MORE BIRDS

by Rodney Stewart September 27, 2023

Dutch bird

Proper filthy girls

-Have you ever done it with a dutch bird?

-Yeah, I fingered one and she shit down my arm.

by chick bang boom April 18, 2018

Soul Bird

Some people attribute serious physical diseases to loss of soul and therefore perform rituals to call on the Soul Bird to bring the soul back into the sick person.

Forget the doctor, I need the Soul Bird.

by MrActuary June 17, 2021