If your mom is nagging on to you about doing chores or some sort, say "ITS WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO DO!" And if they bring out the belt then run for your fucking life man.
Mom: Come here brat!
Kid: uh, I don't think so, its world naggy mom day which means I don't have to listen to you, bitch!
Mom: Okay, I guess you are right, since its world naggy mom day, I should stop being naggy...
Kid: uh, I don't think so, its world naggy mom day which means I don't have to listen to you, bitch!
Mom: Okay, I guess you are right, since its world naggy mom day, I should stop being naggy...
by Quirky-by-my-life November 16, 2019
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by Lesbianrenjun November 16, 2019
Get the World mug.Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.
“Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”
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by JEABBBBB March 11, 2019
Get the 3 worlds mug.Something that Cubs fans won’t shut the fuck up about. This was a matchup between the Cleveland Indians and the Chicago Cubs. The only reason the cubs won is because of the Indians choke job, they blew a 3-1 lead.
This wasn’t a series Chicago wasn’t supposed to win, hell even make it a 6 game series. But do to Cleveland’s choke job the let the Cubs win even though they were basically being handed the win.
This wasn’t a series Chicago wasn’t supposed to win, hell even make it a 6 game series. But do to Cleveland’s choke job the let the Cubs win even though they were basically being handed the win.
Dodgers fan: this is our year to win it all.
Cubs fan: hah good luck with that, we’re winning again just like 2016.
Dodgers fan: you weren’t even supposed to win it.
Cubs fan: but we did so it counts!
Astros, Yankees, twins, and Red Sox fans: good luck with that.
Twins fans: I need my World Series win!
Rays fans: hey don’t forget us!
Indians fans: sigh 2016 World Series was our chance, and we blew it. We’re not competitive anymore as it seems.
Cubs fan: hah good luck with that, we’re winning again just like 2016.
Dodgers fan: you weren’t even supposed to win it.
Cubs fan: but we did so it counts!
Astros, Yankees, twins, and Red Sox fans: good luck with that.
Twins fans: I need my World Series win!
Rays fans: hey don’t forget us!
Indians fans: sigh 2016 World Series was our chance, and we blew it. We’re not competitive anymore as it seems.
by Tropicalfire June 16, 2019
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