Jake

Just a guy, he plays drums and bass, likes video games and movies, shoots guns and likes cars, listens to heavy metal and jazz and everything in between. He’s just a dude.
Girl: “He Abbey, I think Jake likes you.”
Abbey: “Nah he’s just a guy. We’re cool.”
by gfuel enthusiast April 25, 2022
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Jake

A Fatass hairy whiteboy who loves playing video games and spends too much money on games he never plays. The only exercise this guy gets is when hes typing dumbass shit when someone is talking, when he goes to take a shit or piss, and when he wants to grab a coke from his fridge. This kids skin is so white because he gets no sunlight at fucking all. He smells like ass and looks like a child molester. He will never lose his virginity
"Hey look at this dude"

"He looks like a child molester"

Yeah I know right what a Jake"
by brutha is gay August 21, 2022
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Jake

Jake is a kind boy how does not understand how awesome he is. He is smart, kind, and caring. If you have a Jake keep him he is usually sporty and loves animals. Jake is secretly kawaii, but he always denies it.
Girl1: he is cute
Girl2: he is my best friend

Girl1: what is his name?
Girl2: Jake
by girl bestie February 24, 2021
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Jakes Rizz

Jake has the most TOP TIER RIZZ especially in his pants he gets all the bitches
by TwizzyRizh January 13, 2024
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Jake

Jake is Bright lad with high intelligence but most of all a loyal guy who will do anything for a mate or a lass, He knows what’s what when it comes to fashion and clothing because he will be wearing it and it will noticable from a mile away.If you have a Jake in your life wouldn’t let it him go to waste because you're extremely lucky.
Looka Jake, he a reet snake like
by WagwanJackson August 9, 2018
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jake zannoni

Braking two bones back to back in a one and a half month time span.
Aww man I heard you broke your other wrist, man you really pulled a Jake Zannoni.
by Jake Zannoni September 22, 2020
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Jake

Jake is a overly lad
by Rionfielder November 21, 2021
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