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Big Boned

Often used as an excuse to being fat. Also, if you use this, you sound a fuck-lot like Eric Cartman.
Shut up fatass!

I'm not fat, I'm big boned!
by FNFortune October 16, 2023
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Stranger Boning

The art of boning strangers once you have had sex with everything you know. In other words, whoring around and getting aids. Good life.
Holy shit, she had sex with everyone here in Detroit. She must be stranger boning now.

Damn that sucks, I already gave her 2 stds.

O shit, I got it from you then!
by niggabitchsluthoe86 May 22, 2014
mugGet the Stranger Boningmug.

Bone broth

Refers to a viscous and slightly opaque fluid that emanates from an erection.

It is sometimes added to soups and sauces by restaurant workers.

It is an acquired taste. Some proponents argue that drinking pineapple juice enhances the flavor.
Ex 1 - I dun got fire from the Long John Silver's, after I put my bone broth in the tartar sauce.

Ex 2 - I fell asleep watching The Golden Girls and woke up with bone broth spilled in my pants.
by SteviaRayVaughan June 4, 2024
mugGet the Bone brothmug.

Boomerang Bone

When one's penis curves abruptly during arousle, either to the left or right forming a ninty degree angle.
Dude, I went to geometry class today. the teacher showed us his Boomerang Bone!
by Piginablanket July 9, 2010
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Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...
I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.
by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018
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bone snatcher

someone who is so insistent on getting his daily calcium that they need to yoink (often in a violent manner) your bones to achieve it. often a gym chad or a creepy guy next door, you never know who will take one or even two of your 206 bones.
Someone: Sorry guys, I reeeeeallly need my calcium today. *takes bones*
Victim(s): Damn it, I can't believe you've done this, you bone snatcher.
by FlashCanBuild June 30, 2022
mugGet the bone snatchermug.

Jumped his bones

The act of being raped, without an rape actually occuring!
I went in there, and jumped his bones! Twice!!!
by Stillfunkywhitemonkey33 June 24, 2022
mugGet the Jumped his bonesmug.

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