straight girl kiss

when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.

“Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”

“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”

by georgiaxlauren April 23, 2024

straight

not me :D

"are you straight"
"its actually insulting that you thought i was straight"
*cries in the corner*

by imthegayest September 13, 2021

Straight

Something you’re not :)

Look that persons not straight!!

by Alex.candycherries September 9, 2021

Super Straight

An extremely gay furry with small genitalia. The super straight flag represents the fact that women shouldn’t mate with them, using the brightest and darkest colors.

“Hey dude, why don’t you have a girlfriend?”

“Sorry, I’m Super Straight.”

by Idk_murderdrones October 27, 2023

Skittle straight

When you pour/grab 5 and only 5 Skittles candies from their bag and get one of each color : green, red, orange purple, yellow. References the card game hand 'straight'(i.e., a 5 card hand that has 5 cards that are sequential in number/face value)

Hey, I just got a Skittle straight from the bag! Gotta go play the lottery now, I'm feeling lucky!

by Scut Farkiss February 26, 2018

Straight up winning

When your not only bi-winning but winning in all facets of life.

That dudes straight up winning!

by DDrac April 29, 2011

ur nephew straight

The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.

Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*

by baka baka May 22, 2018