Retarded

Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?
Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*

Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes

Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass

Retarded man: i did nothing wrong

The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*

Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes

Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*

The end
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That kid is so retarded, just like William Moore
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Retarded

1: Extremely stupid or severely lacking IQ or critical thinking skills
2: Anyone who says that there are more than 2 genders
Person 1: 'There are more than 2 genders'
Person 2: 'You are retarded'
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dude: looks up retarded on urban dictionary
god: i diagnose you with retardation
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Person 1: Hey man! You're so retarded lolol!
Person 2: You mean I'm Zsoto98
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