punch the koala

Hit the pussy hard like you were punching a small furry animal from down under.

John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.

by Crashexl May 29, 2018

Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.

Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.

by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022

punch a mag

To load a magazine with ammunition

Hey bro, need me to punch a mag for you?

by Non-operator man November 17, 2020

Punch Your Cunt Out

An expression used to emphasise or highlight how much work an individual has done over a specified period of time.

“I need a new job and a lighter work load, I’m fed up of coming in here and being asked to constantly ‘punch your cunt out’.”

“I’ve been here for 3 hours and have done nothing but punch my cunt out.”

by DottyCotton July 16, 2025

Digger punch

One of the worlds most deadliest, feared and hardest punches/hits known worldwide to cause severe or lethal damage causing death. The term was used by Digger's (Australian soldiers) during the WW2 campaign in Papua New Guinea which was proven effective to save bullets.

Save your bullets mate, the Col just throw a "Digger punch" at them instead.

by Loose'nutt February 2, 2017

Punch By the Pond

For one to urinate. To take a leak

I need to punch by the Pond.

by Dale Bingman June 1, 2016

Punch of tp

The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.

Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.

An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.

Equivalent to around $10 - $13

by Tiaryen April 15, 2020