gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.
by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023
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1 potato, 2 potato

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)
I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!
by Reali88 August 18, 2020
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derping potatoes

A youtube channel created in 2014 by tati and ann.
they make videos about 5sos, 1d, other celebs and basically their lives.
'Hey are you a potato? I love derping potatoes too!
by ladiedadiedaah December 10, 2015
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Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.
by BobsSaget November 12, 2022
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potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021
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Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
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