by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023
The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)
I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!
by Reali88 August 18, 2020
adjective - a postive exclamation
by atlasgrey June 25, 2021
A youtube channel created in 2014 by tati and ann.
they make videos about 5sos, 1d, other celebs and basically their lives.
they make videos about 5sos, 1d, other celebs and basically their lives.
by ladiedadiedaah December 10, 2015
by BobsSaget November 12, 2022
When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021