Dusting the potato 

Being lazy or doing nothing.

“Hey Prestlee, what are you up to?”
“Dusting the potato, you?”

Dusting the potato by Princessofproduce June 1, 2021

The Small Potato Clause 

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

The Small Potato Clause by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

Doo doo potato 

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

Doo doo potato by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

N-Word Hot Potato 

When you or one of your buddies says something derogatory and offensive about a race to you, leaving you guilty by association when he or she is called out for saying said word.

Guy 1: “Hey, did you see that Insert Racial Slur just pass by?”
Guy 2: “Dude don’t say that! I don’t want to be hit with the N-Word Hot Potato!”

N-Word Hot Potato by The typical neckbearded brony. August 5, 2021

washed sweet potato 

The cutest ugliest thing on earth

See that girl, she looks like a washed sweet potato

washed sweet potato by Penipu Mati August 12, 2021

The John's Potato 

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.

Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!

The John's Potato by awesomemannn September 23, 2021

Caucasian Male Potato 

A term used to describe a Caucasian man who is a couch potato and will date every redheaded girl.

Damn, he’s really a Caucasian Male Potato.

Caucasian Male Potato by Crankytdog November 16, 2021