republican porn

Very slow and boring pornography that gets the job done in an offensive way. (Once extremely popular from 2000-2008)
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by 17%ofwomen April 25, 2014
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Bullet porn

A film or tv show/episode where typically there are more exchanges of gunfire with the main character than there are words. Often plot-light, and action-heavy. Films like John Wick 4, Hardcore Henry, Rambo 4, The Transporter, Hard Boiled, The Matrix
A: Did you see John Wick 4?
B: Yes, total bullet porn
by EvilToilet April 09, 2023
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Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.
"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"
by Porngoggles July 26, 2015
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Blendr Porn

sci Fi and fantasy short films created with high production value and technically savvy people, who have zero storytelling abilities
Watching those Dust sci Fi shorts on YouTube is exhausting, most of it is just a bunch of people making Blendr Porn!
by lughat December 26, 2024
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skibidi porn

When a price of shit pulls a rule 34 about skibidi toilet
Oh bro Jeff is weird for watching skibidi porn
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son of porn

worth than old edition
no verbal problem
son of porn
by bondz97 June 06, 2018
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proficiency porn

A TV or film genre depicting someone with outmatched skills in a certain area, with which he defeats all the bad guy or solves all the problems.
"Ugh... The martian is just proficiency porn"
by GrummbleDaddy February 18, 2024
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