Shit pocket

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.

Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.

by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015

Wetter then an otters pocket

So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)

Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???

Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!

Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....

by WELCUMTAHELLWHOGIVESASHIT🚬💊™ March 25, 2021

Outta pocket

Used to describe someone whose either out of line or did/say something that was disrespectful

“Hey man did you hear about the dude that exposed half the girls from school?”
“ He’s really outta pocket for that but he’s gonna get what’s coming to him real soon”

by Vonny Darko January 17, 2021

Hot Pocket

When a guy finishes very fast. The sex is less than 5 minutes .

That guy I just had sex with is a Hot Pocket

by Pettybetty2k17 March 4, 2017

hotter than a pocket

when a women or a man is just very attractive

Hey Lily, you are hotter than a pocket.

by siponthat January 3, 2017

Pocket Pebble

When one leaves paper in a pants pocket then proceeds to wash said pants. This creates what is known as a "pocket pebble" because it resembles a small rock or pebble.

wadded up paper in ones pocket after washing clothes.

Keenan left his work reciepts in his pants pocket then washed them. When he reached in his pocket the following day, he found a pocket pebble.

by JColeman August 13, 2011

Trash pocket

The right pocket on a Starbucks employees apron that somehow seems to always get filled w sugar packets and trash …..the left one is for snacks

Don’t forget to empty your trash pocket before you leave

by StarbucksCorprate November 6, 2023