The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.
Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.
Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.
Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.
Guy #2: May god help you.
Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.
Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.
Guy #2: May god help you.
by The Lazy Man June 7, 2011
Get the Lazy Man's Piss mug.The piss you take before giving a speech. Absolutely necessary when you have to give a speech., or public speaking in general.
Liam : Hey Brian, Jake up there is struggling big time on that speech.
Brian : Yea, I see.
Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss
Brian : Tell me about it.
Brian : Yea, I see.
Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss
Brian : Tell me about it.
by god_at_speeches May 2, 2012
Get the Pre Speech Piss mug.So I walked into the can, and Johnny was bent over like a moose, cock tucked the urinal, taking a St. Louis Piss!
by Backdoor Sandpaper March 27, 2019
Get the St. Louis Piss mug.Keeping a piss bucket by the side of the bed because you're so drunk you can't even get up to take a piss.
Frankie is piss bucket drunk. He's been on such a bender that he just stays in bed all day and pisses into a bucket when he has to take a leak.
by Ottomanic November 13, 2020
Get the piss bucket drunk mug.Piss fly fountain. When you are at the urinal and the piss flies attack. You knock them down with a fierce piss fountain.
The piss flys were attacking like kamakazis, so I let loose with the piss fly fountain. ( notify anyone at adjacent urinals)
by Kronny February 5, 2017
Get the Piss fly fountain mug.When a dishevelled ginger man enters the living room of a house and doesn't leave until he is 100% out of his mind from drinking tinny's all day or consequently blacks out.
Guy 1: Ay' up where's Doug?
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.
Guy 2: Did he not turn up for work today?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: My guess is it being a Monday he's most probably still living room pissed.
by MidlandManc June 27, 2017
Get the living room pissed mug.A term referring to when someone (usually a white person) is getting heated over a simple problem that isn't as big of a deal as they're making it out to be. Can be used regardless of if the person is wearing khakis or not.
by billybattleaxe August 29, 2018
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