punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015

Punch

A hit with a closed fist

Molly punched micheal

by Gagey112343 May 11, 2022

blue punch

A slang term for a drink that has been spiked, usually at a frat party

Person 1: Did you just see Becky pissing herself?

Person 2: Yeah, I'm not surprised. I saw her drinking some of that blue punch earlier.

by Goddamn trash February 7, 2017

tonsil punch

When you use a girls tonsil as a punching bag for your dick

Mandingo took Leshaniqua to his crib and tonsil punched her.

by alskdjflkasjjfllksjdf October 2, 2017

The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.

When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

Digger punch

One of the worlds most deadliest, feared and hardest punches/hits known worldwide to cause severe or lethal damage causing death. The term was used by Digger's (Australian soldiers) during the WW2 campaign in Papua New Guinea which was proven effective to save bullets.

Save your bullets mate, the Col just throw a "Digger punch" at them instead.

by Loose'nutt February 2, 2017

Cock Punch

Whipping your penis out during sex and jabbing your partner in the face hard enough to make it feel like a punch.

She told me she likes kinky stuff last night so I whipped my dick out and cock punched her in the face.

by Nipplesandtoes May 30, 2017