Volcanic Shits

The results of too much beer, White Castles, and vallium.

I drank too much beer and had too many Whitey's last night, and now I have the volcanic shits.

by shit admin October 8, 2008

Shit guts

When you poop and puke at the same time.

"Ah, man. I shit guts today.

by Ugly Taxi March 5, 2013

chemistry shits

When you have to fart or shit but you're not sure if it is a solid, a liquid, or a gas. But you're too scared to experiment.

Guy A: Dude, I need to find a bathroom asap.

Guy B: Why, what's up?
Guy A: I've got the chemistry shits.
Guy B: Brutal!

by ak8807 November 11, 2014

shit and get

We need to finish what we are doing and move on.

A common phrase in the construction industry.

This building opens in one week, we need to shit and get.

by EOD!V November 15, 2013

that shit hot

Saying that the matter in hand is amazing, spectacular, and/or great. Basically the ghetto version of On Fleek.

Gamer: Yo have you seen Battlefield Hardline?
Gamer 2: Yoo that shit hot!

by Mr. Potatus April 16, 2015

Counter shit

When you're in a communal toilet or using the toilet directly after someone else and there is a powerful aroma of turd.

The only way in which to overcome the smell, where holding your breath is not an option, is to perform a counter shit to overpower the fumes of the rival excrement with your own scent which, conversely, is rather enjoyable.

The other day I went for a piss in the hungry horse and I thought I was going to chunder - someone had clearly just laid a massive log in cubicle 2 which left a putrid stench so I had to do a counter shit.

by sd999 May 14, 2015

son of shit

When someone is the absolute worst. It does not get much worse than the Son of Shit.

That guy is a real jerk. He is the son of shit.

I don't say this very often, but you are the son of shit.

by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016