Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.
Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.
by Konoyaro Bakayaro October 16, 2015
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potato slut

A person that will have sex for potatoes.
M: dude she hung out for a bag of chips
M2: awe man she/ he is such a potato slut
by Tiffyboo March 09, 2018
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roling potato

when a unicorn walks up to your door, and waits for you to come out. Then it chucks a refrigerator at you so it rolls.
when i went outside in the morning to get the newspaper i got a roling potato.
by natebug01 February 14, 2014
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Mr. and Mrs. potato head

2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.
Mr. and Mrs. potato head Both work for the one and only WOODY muthafuckers.
by Mk my g November 04, 2019
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Potato Male

A potato male is a frail and weak male compared to other higher class males such as Yogurt males and Gigma males. They are very self conscious and hate going to the gym and people that go to it. Unlike Yogurt males they try to make there life simpler but end up making it the most complicated thing on earth by overthinking everything. Basically, these guys are the guys that get bullied in school
OMG EEWWW! Is that guy a Potato male?
(runs away)
by The Yogurt male July 25, 2022
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potato biscuit

A stupid person with dry skin.
"Stop being such a potato biscuit."

"He is such a potato biscuit."

"I wonder if his mother is a potato biscuit also."
by imstalkingyou123456789 October 09, 2011
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morning breakfast potatoes

Years ago when a bit after launching Discord, we came up with Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes
by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 06, 2023
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