majestic potato

a person who can't walk or build on bridges.

Dang, that person is like a majestic potato.

by TootyFruity123 October 26, 2017

Turning the potatoes

The act of adjusting your ball sack openly and in view of the general public/strangers.

The streamer was turning the potatoes right in front of the camera, for all to see.

by technocraticparty August 26, 2018

Yashed Potato

Potato made of a person named 'Yash'

I ate yashed Potato

by MaybeDuck February 14, 2024

Potato Curbside

Hanging out in the car while someone goes out for errands, just waiting, and then you're scrolling through your phone being lazy.

Potato Curbside, just sitting there in the car while someone else goes out and does some errands, and you're playing on your phone?

by shailockbear November 13, 2025

Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 26, 2024

succ potato

This is a potato where a big black man will suck on a potato and then try to sell it to a group of sixth grade boys.

Damn, this black man needs to get his succ potato out of my face I’m only in fifth grade!

by Succpotatoconisuer November 26, 2021

potato cat

a very fat cat who is sweet and lovable. he is very cute and chunky.

My potato cat was sleeping in my lap.

by Raskalmutt August 6, 2022