When you just start dating a girl that has kids and you have to sneak your ass over there to get some.
by SGT. H2O April 30, 2019

by EquinoxBoy3Dude October 17, 2007

“Aw man, I put too much cream into my Ninja, and now it stopped working. Must have been the heavy cream I made. Worst $300 ever. Now there’s a creamy ninja in my kitchen.”
by ELEETS November 19, 2024

You're now-ex girlfriend who pretended to be nice and sweet but then showed herself to be the most bitchy bitch in the world
by Azden May 18, 2015

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.
The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.
by SqwertYert May 8, 2025

by D1fortniter lol October 2, 2018
