wanna make one

The thing boys say to girls asking if they wanna make a baby

Wanna make one darling

by Thatonebrit January 5, 2024

Slow it down make it bouncy

Slow it down make it bouncy.

Es ist kein einfaches Wort oder nur ein Sinnloser Satz,

es ist eine Lebenseinstellung.

Nimm diese Weisheit mit in dein zukünftiges leben, und nie wird dir an irgendetwas mangeln.

höre Slow it down make it bouncy
fühle Slow it down make it bouncy
WERDE Slow it down make it bouncy

darauf das deine Slow it down make it Bouncy-heit dir immer beistehen wird.

Der Shorty in blue meint "Slow it down make it bouncy", der Shorty in blue ist unser wahrer Captain. höre auf ihn. Also los. Slow it down make it bouncy

Yuyu superior.

by AvarageKpopStanHEHEHE January 10, 2024

Making babies

Nigger nigger nigger nigger Nugget I fucked my best freinds and my dad I cumed everywhere 😤 😒 😑 😐 soooo much cumm so you free tonight 😤 and if you want me a gulp and you can I trust u can be my life to me a gay of the best practices for me tp and the team to work with the best team and I will be a great experience and would love my opportunity for a great experience and a look forward for the opportunity to be a part time im gay

Guy1: I'm bout to cum in u

Guy2: so your making babies

Guy3:I'm really gay and sexyyyy cummerbund and your family are very excited to be able to come and look for a place so I will let you have a man is super awesome but it will take the time and I think you will be a great addition for your business to be able to help you out and your family and

by anonymous January 26, 2024

Make The Irish Work Again

For the -92 thumbs down for what I wrote here.
Can you imagine what would your culture be if internet drama matched your skills to deal with nanás?

This whole account proves its lack of purpose that made Ireland a horrible experience, Britain should Make The Irish Work Again

by Proud To Be Dubliner January 29, 2024

Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.

Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Make Fun of Josh Day

On the 11th of October anyone named Josh can be made fun of mercilessly without repercussions.

PSA: Tomorrow is Make Fun of Josh day. Everyone is required to bully Josh in UCI Gen or face legal ramifications for not adhering to the tradition.

by AmogusBalls October 8, 2023

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023