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Jake

Jake is the kind of guy who will show up for you when you need extra muscles or a story that will make you smile. His commitment to health shows in his ab count and his genuine approach to others places him high on the likeability meter. He’s a guy you want to have in your corner but know not many get to be his friend, he’s more of an introvert—but a friendship with a Jake is worth seeking out. He’s devilishly handsome and you’ll question whether he knows that already. You will love every minute you get to spend with him and cherish the moments!
Girl 1-Did you see those muscles at the gym today?

Girl 2-Yeah! He must have been a Jake!
by Jenneffrey1 October 3, 2021
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Jake

Weirdly flexible and insane but a good laugh
Yo ur like jake
by Anya fit November 11, 2019
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jake moles

a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day
jake moles likes to wank
by garry88 November 7, 2019
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Jake

a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.
i tried to suck Jakes dick but it didn't fit in my mouth
by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021
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Jake

Jake knows how to write a really good paper on procrastination. He is intelligent but is also the type of guy to randomly hug trees in the forest, and on occasion say "Ah that dude's got a big wagen."
Damn Jake is actually getting work, what a bitch
by Kieranscock December 7, 2021
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Jakes

Can't trust these niggas they be talking to the jakes
by PussyJuice Be smellin February 16, 2022
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a Cancerous Social Media Star, Who is spreading his diseased videos and pictures all over the internet.
I can’t get on any of my websites on my computer! Do you think it has a virus?’

‘Have you watched Jake Paul?’

‘Yes.’

That’s it.’
by Idefinethetruth June 24, 2018
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