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harrysexual 

When you feel sexually attracted to Harry Styles.
Martha has been looking at Harry all day, she might be harrysexual!
harrysexual by harrysexual January 2, 2021

hairy petter 

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best
you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.
hairy petter by JChao February 26, 2008

Hairy fasnarasaurus 

Pussy so old and hairy, that only the geico cavemen remember when it was tight! Usually found south the

Wooly Mamaries.
Joan Rivers has a hairy fasnarasaurus, the only original part on her body.
Hairy fasnarasaurus by Manic Mike August 30, 2009

hairy tortoise 

one of the many terms given to a woman's reproductive parts
I won't tell You that I love You, kiss or hug You, coz I'm bluffin' with my hairy tortoise
hairy tortoise by Commander Rik January 25, 2011

Hairy Poonie Waggler 

A person who has such a hairy poonie they whip it out and waggle it around.
Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.

Hairy Burka 

This is a meaning for a man who shaves his genital area but has hairy legs and belly. The shaved part look like the eye section of a Burka.
Question to a hairy man: Q. Do you shave your balls? A. Yeah I have a Hairy Burka!
Hairy Burka by BrownBoy90 January 20, 2015