Someone who always comments on your facebook status, photos, posts, if theyre in a relationship, who confirmed their friend request. These people also always chat with the victim and they are the ones who start the conversation. These are the type of people who would write on another person's wall just to reply to the one you posted on their wall. See: Dick Rider, Kiss Ass, Kiss Up, and Suck Up.
*facebook dick rider on facebook chat*
Person 1: Yo watsup my brothah, we tight as fuck u my best friend.
Person 2: Man get off my dick.
Person 1: But its such a fun ride.
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Yo watsup my brothah, we tight as fuck u my best friend.
Person 2: Man get off my dick.
Person 1: But its such a fun ride.
Person 2: ...
by I hate facebook dick riders August 23, 2009
A person on facebook who uses pictures of animals as their default picture in an attempt to make them selves look more attractive than they really are.
I just met this facebook animal doppelganger at starbucks her fucken dog looks prettier than her. I would rather bang the dog instead of her.
by the pretty ugly hybrid February 10, 2010
Based on the hypothesis that an individual carrying an STD would most likely refrain from "friending" a random sexual partner on Facebook.
Can be used to ascertain the following data:
A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs
A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.
Can be used to ascertain the following data:
A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs
A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.
John: Did you seriously raw dog that girl you met last night at the party?
Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning.
John: Can I see her picture?
Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out.
John: Nice.
Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning.
John: Can I see her picture?
Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out.
John: Nice.
by SimpleKind of Man February 02, 2010
When some one learns a facebook user's password and instead of just facebook raping them, tells others said password resulting in a multiple rapes by different people
"Oh shit, my brother learned my password and told EVERYONE, ive been facebook gang raped all day!!!"
by jamwan133 September 17, 2009
When someone you vaguely know or hate sends you a facebook friend request and you don't wish to appear rude or unsociable by ignoring or rejecting the request.
This sometimes happens when you add a new boy or girl friend and their friend who you spoke to briefly at a party sends you a request. The requester knows that you'll be all over facebook informing your friends about your new romance.
This sometimes happens when you add a new boy or girl friend and their friend who you spoke to briefly at a party sends you a request. The requester knows that you'll be all over facebook informing your friends about your new romance.
You: That bitch Alice sent me a friend request
Bob: oh I don't see we have her as a mutual friend
You: I felt facebook friend threat so I'm just going to ignore it
Bob: oh I don't see we have her as a mutual friend
You: I felt facebook friend threat so I'm just going to ignore it
by eneville July 26, 2010
a person who "likes" every comment on everything that they post, even if they don't. also known to "like" some posts because of who posted it, even if its facebook garbage. to feed his habit, a like-puppet will even go to someone else's wall and "like" their posts and comments with reckless abandon, because the need to let everybody know that they approve is constant and overwhelming. he'll say that he's got it under control, and to prove it, he'll facebook for a day or so with almost no "likes". until the guilt of denying others the affirmation that they deserve finally overwhelms him, resulting in a "like" binge. this is not pretty, and you should never try to reason with him while he's in the throes of it. he's not there. he has become a facebook like-puppet. there is currently no known cure . we can only hope that enough posts/comments will be available for him, and try not to judge. IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
"i posted that my sister has cancer, and it got 50+ "likes"! WTF??"
"dont let it stress you, they're probably facebook like-puppets."
"you're showing facebook like-puppet {tendencies, slow your roll!"
"that facebook like-puppet creeps me out, he's too "likey".
"dont let it stress you, they're probably facebook like-puppets."
"you're showing facebook like-puppet {tendencies, slow your roll!"
"that facebook like-puppet creeps me out, he's too "likey".
by who's your mama July 04, 2014
people who are only your friends on facebook because you can send facebok quiz invitations to them without bothering your real friends. They usually have a surname high up oin the alphabet for ease of selection.
"Aw mann these quiz notification things on facebook are so annoying"
"do you not have facebook quiz friends?? fool."
"do you not have facebook quiz friends?? fool."
by WWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDD June 03, 2009