Irish Ice Cream

Mashed potatoes, cold.

*looking at a bowl of cold mashed potatoes in anticipation*

“Yum! Irish Ice Cream.”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020

Cream soup

Her pussy so nasty that you both cum at the same time

Last night we cream souped in the bed

by Thotflappy February 26, 2020

Cream Ring

A ring you get around your mouth after kissing a girl who just sucked another man off.

I can tell you kissed my girl right after she sucked me off cause I can see my cream ring around ya lips! Hows that salty dog taste?!

by Dixxie Hippie February 27, 2020

whole ice cream tub

whole ice cream tub......a personal problem that will require attention and indulgence

counsellor: man that's some girlfriend/boyfriend problem...that's a whole ice cream tub

by Joneeko March 16, 2020

Cream Corn

Cream corn is like cum but you feed it to your captors

Isabelle: Let's Cream Corn this bitch
Guinn: Haha alright
Isabelle & Guinn: ***shoves cream corn down J twink's throat***

by Serth da Blerd March 20, 2020

Sea cream

Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.

Can I use your sea cream, I need it to moisturize.

by Gunnaplayagain April 30, 2020

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020