Crack nap

When you think you overdosed on crack but you wake up and realize you were really just asleep.

“I can’t today because I’m going straight home to take a crack nap”

by Cracknaps4ever May 20, 2019

crack brownies

The little shits that come out of your butthole

I had an itch, so I reached around and grabbed some crack brownies out of my checks.

by Crackbrownie June 1, 2019

locker room crack

Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.

"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"

"That's probably locker room crack."

"Crack? Really?"

"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."

by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019

cracked off my teeth

when you are so high on drugs, that your teeth feel like they are splitting/being broken by someone or something.
It can also mean that you are about to overdose if you feel this sensation inside your mouth. It is highly dangerous to be " cracked off your teeth" and you could become reckless towards members of the public or to people you may know.

"Guys im cracked off my teeth"

by strange fruitty June 13, 2019

crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.

Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.

by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019

Sophie Crack

A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.

“Hey man my back has been killing me.”

“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”

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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”

by Robertmueller March 24, 2019

meat cracks

The small bits of space in the stomach left over after one has eaten a tremendous amount of meat such as the amount consumed to produce meat sweats. To date, experiments have shown that the only substance with the proper consistency to fill in the meat cracks in a human stomach is frozen yogurt, aided by Taylor Swift music.

Nick took us out to get some FroYo after the Brazilian steak house dinner to fill in the meat cracks.

by StirThePot_718 April 11, 2019