Acronym for Constipated Overrated Out-of-style Loser. Often used to subvert people's expectations by calling them COOL first, and then informing them what it stands for.
Person 1: You're COOL
Person 2: Thanks man
Person 1: Constipated Overrated Out-of-style Loser
Person 2: shit man why'd you have to do me like that
Person 2: Thanks man
Person 1: Constipated Overrated Out-of-style Loser
Person 2: shit man why'd you have to do me like that
by legally stupid April 16, 2022

Sofia 😎😎 she coooooolll asssss
by Jessie_2007 April 23, 2022

Cool is liking good food, especially crock pot recipes and tacos with lettuce. People whose names start with the letter S generally are not that cool.
by Dismatic May 22, 2025

by I simp for 2D men July 3, 2020

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

When a Saturday night group of causally drunk people all tell their life stories and you encourage the last person (nicole) to give the icing on the cake story and cool whip it.
by Nicky John May 7, 2018
