A CAR IS PROBABLY YOUR ONLY FRIEND
by TheEPYCKid December 10, 2023
Get the carmug. Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021
Get the Poop in the carmug. A car that is either a Sedan (4 door car), Truck, or SUV (Sport Utility Vehicle), that look like, or blend in, with other cars on modern roads
Examples of vehicles include, but are not limited to:
Trucks
Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, GMC Sierra, Dodge RAM, Toyota Tundra, Ford Ranger, Chevy Colorado, Honda Ridgeline, Ford Maverick
SUVs
Ford Escape, Toyota RAV4, Chevy Blazer, Honda CR-V, Hyundai Tuscon, Jeep Avenger, Chevy Trailblazer, Chevy Equinox, Mercedes GLE
Sedans
Toyota Corolla, Nissan Altima, Kia Optima, Tesla Model S, Ford Fusion, Chevy Malibu, Volkswagen Passat, Chrysler 300, Subaru Legacy
Examples of vehicles include, but are not limited to:
Trucks
Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, GMC Sierra, Dodge RAM, Toyota Tundra, Ford Ranger, Chevy Colorado, Honda Ridgeline, Ford Maverick
SUVs
Ford Escape, Toyota RAV4, Chevy Blazer, Honda CR-V, Hyundai Tuscon, Jeep Avenger, Chevy Trailblazer, Chevy Equinox, Mercedes GLE
Sedans
Toyota Corolla, Nissan Altima, Kia Optima, Tesla Model S, Ford Fusion, Chevy Malibu, Volkswagen Passat, Chrysler 300, Subaru Legacy
Todd: "Hey man, do you ever wonder why so many cars today all look so similar?"
Jim: "Yeah, its because they're all basically 'Cookie Cutter Cars.' Manufacturers trying to cheap out, I reckon"
Jim: "Yeah, its because they're all basically 'Cookie Cutter Cars.' Manufacturers trying to cheap out, I reckon"
by Lucario from Discord May 10, 2024
Get the Cookie Cutter Carmug. The long fringe that hangs from the arms of many tacky western leather jackets - sometimes so long and dense that it resembles the washing strips at car washes.
When her boot emerged from her Ford Monster Truck with a spur on it, we weren't surprised when the rest of her emerged wearing that tacky country-western leather jacket with the turquoise studs and thick car wash fringe hanging from the arms!
by Kreme De Mentia July 1, 2011
Get the car wash fringemug. CAR: "That guy's in the New York car. If you fuck with him, you'll have to deal with all of them."
A car is a group of prisoners who ride together on the yard if anything jumps off. In prison it's all about your allies. You can be in a car based on your race, geographical affiliation, or what gang you're in.
A car is a group of prisoners who ride together on the yard if anything jumps off. In prison it's all about your allies. You can be in a car based on your race, geographical affiliation, or what gang you're in.
“I see some NY guys on the block and the shot caller found out I’m solid and from NY and invited me to ride in their (prison)car”
by Freya14 October 19, 2020
Get the carmug. by wc_delulu June 11, 2023
Get the Pretty Carmug. Whenever a group of 5 people, wherein 4 of them paired up (as two couples or two people going for sex) and the fifth person is fifth wheeling. No longer shall they be called a fifth wheel rather a donut.
Joe: Hey man did you see the group walking over there?
Bob: yeah what about them?
Joe: the dude in the back is definitely the donut on a car tonight .
Bob: lmao.
Bob: yeah what about them?
Joe: the dude in the back is definitely the donut on a car tonight .
Bob: lmao.
by Jewish yeti February 25, 2018
Get the Donut on a carmug.