sneaky cream pie

When you are having a one night stand and cum inside of your partner without telling them. Then leave and never speak again.

Jake I can’t believe you gave Sammy a sneaky cream pie last night.

by ThatOckMf October 29, 2020

Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.

I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.

by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023

creaming

cumming

person 1: omg she's so hot i think im gonna start creaming my pants.

by npe4 September 27, 2021

Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.

Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.

by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021

Candle cream

Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage

“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant”

by Applebottomtop November 6, 2022

Craft Ice Cream

Ice cream that is made in small batches and is usually run as a small business

I'd love to have some craft ice cream one day

by phillydeee March 26, 2021

Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.

Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.

by Claude2869 June 15, 2015