baby arm boner

A semi-hard erection...soft, yet firm like a baby's arm.

She could have really had me going but since we were out at dinner, her foot play only gave me a baby arm boner."

by 1brazilnut November 24, 2008

boner cheese pie

A pie filled with a ton of cum and cheese

Man I just jerked it so I decided to make some boner cheese pie!

by yeahdagdfda December 01, 2010

fuckin' boner

fuckin' boner is like when something is really good and just so say "boner"

boner that dan

"look at that there jamie"
"yeah it's fuckin' boner innit"

by DontBelong August 30, 2005

post coma boner

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.

It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.

by Rutta11 April 06, 2016

total mouth boner

An insanely delicious meal. Craving a particular food for a long time and finally getting it.

"I'm dying for a good Philly cheese steak. One if those is giving me a total mouth boner"
"Yo somebody's getting some liquid diarrhea tonight."

by Deathcloud420 September 15, 2019

I had a boner

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner

by Random gay dude April 16, 2022

Eternal boner syndrome

When you can't stop getting a rock hard erection every day thus only being tamed or cured by jacking off

Dude I have eternal boner syndrome, I'm not a sex addict I swear.

by Quantum7_ August 18, 2018