Apple

This common-looking fruit is actually a devil in disguise.
It is the #1 weapon against any kind of medical-studying individual.
It can also be used as a way to humiliate someone by making them spell the word.
Do not underestimate it.

"He brought an apple to the doctor's office. News sources say that the doctor instantly vaporized upon seeing it."
Person A: "Hey, spell 'apple'." Person B: "Sure: A-P-P-L-E." Person A: "LOL!! You said P-P!!" *Everyone laughs at Person B*
Person B: *dies of pure humiliation*

by sofunnymanhaha August 19, 2022

apple

i have officially sold my soul to steve jobs

long live tim cook, the father of apple

by Cail oof October 08, 2023

apple

A magical fucking red fruit that when you eat it your dick will grow 3 inches longer

i ate n apple and when i when to bed i saw my dick grow.

by May 13, 2022

Apple

Why do you need the definition for apple?

you should know what a apple is. you fucknugget

by Whitetrashyt February 04, 2018

Apples

Am I right chat

Apples am I right chat

by Applenox October 02, 2020

Apple

to take a massive bite out of something while holding it in your palm

did you just apple that pineapple? what the fuck is wrong with you?

by WaffleCo December 31, 2019

apple

its a flipng fruit how the hell dont you know what fruit is

aperraently you have no apples down there

by i cup May 18, 2018