the most lovable, loyal, and perfect boy you will ever meet. he has a beautiful smile, kind eyes, and the most gorgeous forehead. he is always interested in putting others before himself, comforting those who need it, and helping in any way he can. he is nothing short of the most perfect man on the face of the earth, there is nobody like him anywhere. you will love him and appreciate him more than life itself, as i do for my adam.
by adamsgirlfriend070321 March 6, 2022
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2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)
2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)
by slayert March 7, 2022
Get the John Adams mug.The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.
We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.
by mailman2504 September 29, 2025
Get the Adams County Grits ALA Gary mug.Adam takes all your girls with his immaculate passion for rizzing. Any girl in a 5 mile radius will want to have him in their pants. You can see the huzz queuing outside his front door because they want to enjoy his baseball bat.
by muffuff October 6, 2025
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A plump orange flab that comes with a fright
Hundreds of hands grabbing on sight
But not being careful will lead to a bite
Who am I?
A plump orange flab that comes with a fright
Hundreds of hands grabbing on sight
But not being careful will lead to a bite
Who am I?
by ADAM LOVER 10101010 November 4, 2025
Get the ADAM ASS mug.Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!
Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....
by wottleofbine November 21, 2025
Get the Adam and Eve Roster mug.The curse on a female being forced to moan the name “John Adams” when having sex. If she doesn’t John Adams will smite her by shit suffocation method. The curse is obtained by masturbating in US history class.
Bro, Becky and I were getting freaky and she had the John Adams Curse. My apartment reeks with her shit covered Corpse.
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