Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

Blow me

A way to say to someone to make you a blowjob.

You 36year old bald headed fag blow me ~ Eminem / without me

by Mavendit November 22, 2021

blow-puss

when someone offers a girl a blow job on her pussy

wash: ‘Do you want a blow-puss?’

Spirited: ‘Sure why not’

by sSpiritedPanda October 3, 2018

blow job nation

ITS GREEN IT HAS TO BE GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

"blow job nation"

by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023

Blow-patch

It has no definition really,
just a derogatory term a guitar player came up with eight years ago.

Great substitute for douche bag

Go fuck your self you dirty blow-patch.

by Dr. Blow-Patch March 6, 2009

blow 30

When someone is just on your dick heavy and you not fucking w it, just tell them to go suck 30 dicks. Basically an insult

John, blow 30 yo..

by Germx December 14, 2023

Blowing bubbles

Making plans or agreeing to something without the intention of actually following through.

Lying or “blowing smoke”

“ hey I thought you said you were on your way” “oh, man I’m not gonna make it” “pssssss… You were blowing bubbles up my ass the whole time weren’t you?

OR
“Hurry up man, I’m waiting for you outside. Don’t be blowing bubbles”

by Cleehad smiff November 15, 2022